What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is that Hag Hillary Clinton so quiet these days? She is the dog that isn't barking

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can you explain the difference between fissionable and fissile materials and their role in nuclear power reactors?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

Dr No

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What is every dictators biggest fear?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.